🗺️ Navigation to Nowhere
Roadmap to
Insomnia
Our carefully planned journey to achieve absolutely nothing. Each milestone represents a new level of sleeplessness.
🎯 Current Progress: Still Sleepless
We're proud to announce we're still completely sleepless! 6 hours in and zero rest achieved.
5% Complete • ∞% Insomniac
🌀 Stage 1: Enter the Void
Launch with zero expectations ✅
Tweet vague inspirational quotes at 2AM
Miss every deadline
Launch first bug by accident
🔥 Stage 2: Burnout Protocol
Host an AMA and forget to show up
Create a DAO with no decisions
Launch meditation token (and forget about it)
Let community run wild (literally)
💥 Stage 3: Anti-Plan Plan
Tear up roadmap during livestream
Replace dev team with chatbots
Announce movie trailer with no movie
Start a TikTok dance challenge no one joins
🌌 Stage 4: Legacy of the Sleepless
Drop merch that says "Still Awake"
Announce v2. Never launch it
Sleep through bull market
Disappear. Reappear randomly.
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