A 44-page document written under heavy caffeine influence explaining why we didn't need a whitepaper.
This whitepaper contains 73% memes, 15% caffeine-induced rambling, 10% actual crypto terms we googled, and 2% genuine confusion about what we're doing. Read at your own risk of losing brain cells.
The revolutionary economic model based on sleep deprivation and poor life choices.
Technical documentation that's mostly just ASCII art of coffee cups.
Complex mathematical formulas that somehow always equal "moon soon."
Practical applications including "digital insomnia" and "blockchain anxiety."
Meet our team of sleep-deprived developers and their imaginary friends.
Legal disclaimers written by our lawyer (ChatGPT) at 4AM.
A profound 2-page summary that basically says "YOLO" in academic language.
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44 pages • 2.3MB • 100% Nonsense
Contains: Lorem ipsum, memes, coffee stains, and existential dread
Actual useful information: 0%
Entertainment value: Questionable
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